If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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