bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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