honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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