these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
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what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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