How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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