THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
I only know two things that kitchen floors are good for... sex and quesadillas that got dropped. You know, the five second rule
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
just the thought of you slurpin down noodles really rustles my jimmy
you suck at sexting
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