she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
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just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
she peed on how many people?
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
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I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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