Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
Randomize