I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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