You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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