What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
i just overheard a girl at the next table saying she gave up sex for lent
don't you ever do that...
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Remind me to tell you the one about the cashier that wouldn't sell me Jim Beam and NyQuil.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
How does one acquire holy water?
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
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