so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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