Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
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