Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
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I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
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I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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