We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
She said her name was "party"
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
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Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
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Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
She rode me like a jockey on that tiny couch. Then we spooned.
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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