I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
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You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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