Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
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Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I'm way too hungover for life right now
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the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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