i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
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Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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