i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
A stripper just invited me to her daughter's birthday. Where did my life go wrong?
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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