when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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