Can Purell be used as lube?
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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