Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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