another moral hangover. fuck.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
Fact: Chilis at the airport in JAX will serve you shots of jack at 6:45 with breakfast. Ya I missed my flight.
So when does your new flight leave?
At my shot/hour ratio.... I leave in 16 shots. I love flying
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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