who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
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One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
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Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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