You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
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I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
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At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Things that happen while I poop: I start dating someone
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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