I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
Randomize
