don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
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just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
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When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I have already put on my inside pants.
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