dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
what started as sign language exam pre-drinks to calm the nerves turned into me waving at a deaf woman for 20 minutes
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
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