It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
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i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
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You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
I should have known when she said it would be "fun" we'd end up in the hospital
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