cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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