Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
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