I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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