I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
He got mauled by a 200lb cement boulder and all he could say in the back of the ambulance is 'I'm so getting laid for this'
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
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