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• (949): View more from California

  who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool

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• (250): View more from British Columbia

  She looked kinda like Mario Batali?

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  worms taste like bacon by the way.

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  I always wondered what they tasted like.

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• (705): View more from Ontario

  What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies

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  You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Some old chick is rubbing my thigh and saying she needs some Memorial Day dick. Her teeth are kind of gross but I'm going for it.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"

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• (916): View more from California

  The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.

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