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• (681): View more from West Virginia

  Where are I am going home with Ryan

  (601): View more from Mississippi

  I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?

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• (905): View more from Ontario

  I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"

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• (716): View more from New York

  I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome

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• (914): View more from New York

  Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them

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• (512): View more from Texas

  well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?

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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.

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