Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Of course I have a pirate flag
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
is that a dick in a sweater?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
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