your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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