Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
FUCK WHALES
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