dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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