She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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