whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Text me some of your sweat
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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