question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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