Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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