But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
he breathalyzed me before we had sex.
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Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
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I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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