Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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