Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I just got a text giving me an hour window for when my vibrator is gonna be delivered. If that's not awesome customer service, I don't know what is.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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