we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
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There needs to be a newsfeed for phones... A list of all my drunken calls, texts, BBMs, new contacts, pictures sent AND received, all in chronological order.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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