I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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