Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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