Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
The girl I was getting head from just called my dick an anteater...I hate my parents for not cutting my cock tip off.
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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