Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
A reply to my tweet is getting more likes than mine, the disrespect is real
Randomize