I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
