Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
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I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
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I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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