Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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