i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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