can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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