You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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