My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Randomize
